A Letter to Santa from Second Life
Dear Santa: I realize you’re a little busy right now, and you are recovering from that teensy hangover you got after dancing around the Festivus Pole↑ with the Flying Spaghetti Monster↑, but I’d appreciate a small favour.
I know I should probably ask for something like World Peace, but why waste my wish on something impossible? Valium in much of the earth’s water supply could help, however I suspect you’d wind up on some Terror Watch List and you’d never get anything delivered.
I’d ask for something which would benefit all of Second Life if I hadn’t gotten lost on my way to visit you inworld. I have a fairly major personal problem I need you to help me solve.
It seems I’m not the only one who found themselves in a town of Space Pirates↑. So, Darling Santa, if you would please …. help me learn to speak Dragon. It’s kind of urgent!
Posted by honourmcmillan on December 24, 2013