Wherein the Intrepid Explorer Loses Staff in the Wonderlands & Fires a Second Life Client

Dear Ms. Ellie:

 Intrepid Explorer Inc. has a proud history of successfully completing all of its assignments however, on this occasion, I regret to inform you that it will not be possible to proceed any further with your file.

I am not making this decision lightly and I recognize that this will add to the abandonment issues you are already experiencing. Your younger sister’s madness and your father’s subsequent decision to leave and seek the truth concerning the worlds she found (and he insisted were imaginary) are both tragic events. It is just not feasible for us to continue pursuing them on your behalf.

A number of our best operatives have undertaken to trace your relatives’ movements, through the various Wonderlands, accessing the portal in your father’s study. I have had to send multiple individuals because something very odd happens when my staff encounter the landscapes and life forms which appear, to our astonishment, to actually exist.

We have not determined if these worlds have formed as a result of “dreams” or if they existed all along and are reaching out to touch people through their sleeping minds. The fact is that the debate concerning their origin is moot, their existence has cost my organization more than we are willing to pay.

There is some type of irresistable attraction exerted by each of the many worlds on certain individuals. It seems that even well trained professionals have found it impossible to remain focused on the task at hand and have swallowed the lure of a universe they could previously only experience in their sleep.

One of our senior investigators sent a curt note of resignation before bonding with a dragon and departing. Another decided that a Satyr was her soul mate and has settled into a life of pastoral debauchery.

Frankly, the last straw was the sight of a mature and responsible staff member sitting on the ground to count brightly coloured sheep. I do not know how many worlds there are through those doors but I cannot afford to lose any more of my employees.

Miss Ellie, the Wonderlands portals will be open for general exploration at 3:oo pm SLT this afternoon. If you wish to know the fate of your family members it will be necessary for you to seek them yourself. Surely, even if you cannot locate your Father or Sister, you will find a universe which suits your own special needs.

Yours truly,

Honour McMillan

Sent  from my Metaversal Mobile Device V978.23065

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  1. jayjay

     /  May 4, 2012

    wow… brilliant!

  2. I love your blog!

  3. jayjay

     /  May 4, 2012

    this is why i can never refer to myself as a blogger :)

  4. Very good post and great shots, Honour. Thank you. Fae’s installation is a must-see.

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